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Keeping Secrets
Sage advice on keeping track of things: “Brosephine Baker– you should probably be keeping a list of secrets in some sort of file. Maybe label it “NOT SECRETS” to throw people off. Just kidding dude!...
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Practice Makes Perfect
Another good tip heading into the weekend: “At some point or another some dipshit you go to school with is going to drive his car into a tree or accidentally hang himself while masturbating. Bearing...
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The Secret Is Safe
Although I guess by posting this it’s not. Oh well… “Don’t ever let girls in on the secret that the only reason we open doors for them is so we can stare at their asses. Which is the exact same reason...
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Don’t Tell
If there is any truth to this, it’s a pretty classic all time dick move. And hilarious… “Last night I had a funny experience with a girl I’ve been having sex with on-and-off for the last seven years....
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